It’s been a Mouthful
This past weekend I have had to notch up my Doberman-related Injuries and other Casualties list by TWO. It would have been a lovely weekend in all other regards, expect for the fact that my mouth has been in its own world of PAIN.
(Warning: Graphic descriptions ahead, ye who are easily queasy, be forewarned!)
I didn’t write about this (since the blog is a “dog blog” after all), but the last 10 days or so I have been slowly recovering from a pretty bad canker on the inside of my left cheek. It was positioned in such a way that whenever I moved my lips to speak or eat, it brought me a world of hurt just the way the surface of the canker brushed against my teeth – OUCH would be a severe understatement here.
Anyways, fast forward to this past Saturday. The canker had stopped hurting for over a day, and I could finally stop mumbling and chewing like I had only one jaw. That put me in quite a good mood for the day so I was horsing around with Dante and Atia in play and mock wrestling more than usual. Well, during one of our horsing around sessions I hopped on to the bed for a brief respite, thinking that Dante and Atia was about to launch into another one of their little wrestle sessions for a good minute or two. Unexpectedly, Atia (probably all wired up and super-hyper at that point) leapt straight up onto the bed at the same instant that I did, came up to the bed from right under me, her hard-as-a-rock Doberman head whacking me from right under the chin, resulting in my lower lip and upper row of teeth being CRUNCHED together HARD.
It happened in a flash, I didn’t even have time to cry out. By the time I realized what had happened (after recovering from the initial burst of pain) my lower lip was streaming blood and upon further inspection in the mirror there was now a nice little nick on my swollen lower lip.
So, ironically after my canker had healed, I now have a busted lower lip to contend with.
I actually chalked the whole thing up to a freak accident, and one of those probable hazards of Doberman/puppy ownership. I mean, really, there was nothing to do about it – it certainly wasn’t something deliberate on Atia’s part. Just bad luck!
All was fine and dandy (well, as fine as dandy as can be walking around looking like I just survived a boxing match haha), until Sunday evening.
We had came home from a day of Christmas shopping (ok, FAILED Christmas shopping, since we ended up getting stuff for the house and dogs instead), and I had presented Dante and Atia with a nice new jute ring tug toy that I had snagged at a store for 60% off its regular price. Dante and Atia were absolutely WILD over this new toy, they had a lot of fun tossing and tugging on it, and of course, I had to join in the merriment.
In the middle of a particularly robust tugging session with the jute ring, Dante suddenly released his grip on the toy. I, of course, was tugging hard at the other end of the toy, at an angle, since standing up Dante was shorter than I was. Of course, with the force of Dante’s sudden release the jagged end of the toy flew right up towards me and right at my mouth – well, at the front of my upper row of teeth, to be exact.
This time upon impact I HOWLED in pain. I ran to the washroom to peer into the mirror, and all I saw was BLOOD covering my two front teeth. My initial thought was: “Oh no, I’m going to lose a tooth/my teeth!!!” and was TERRIFIED. I started wiping and rinsing away all the blood, which just seem to keep flowing out in a steady stream. After a while, I cleared it up enough to see that it wasn’t my teeth bleeding, it was my gums. Apparently the toy had hit me squarely in the upper area of my gums right under my upper lip and that was where all the blood was coming from. To be absolutely certain, I tried wiggling each of my two front teeth – no looseness or pain, phew! I dodged a bullet there! I was so glad that I wasn’t going to be singing “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” next week! Pun fully intended, haha, and it sounds funny now, but not when I was staring in my bloody mouth :p
So, of course, my poor battered gums ACHED wickedly. I had to go to the Sunday family dinner with my gums stinging away. Since the sore area was tucked right under the lips, nobody could tell the wiser, but I knew all about it because it was throbbing in pain all evening. I actually woke up in the middle of the night last night, yawned (having forgotten about the bruised gums), and was treated to a good, long dose of PAIN … agh!!!
This morning it felt a little better and not as painful, but still hurting. Between my busted lower lip and grazed upper gums, I think I can count on walking around with a mouthful of hurt for the next few days.
Yep, definitely add these two to my List of Doberman-Related Injuries.








